hiCarries a large coin which he or she is always rolling over his or her knuckles. Is a habitual sniffler even when he or she is healthy. Regularly looks up at the sky to check the position of the sun/moon and comments on it. Always knows the direction he or she is traveling in (which really annoys my wife). Corrects people when they use colloquial speech. Is never seen without a baseball cap or stocking cap (except, of course, in bed or the shower) Whistles the Scarecrow/Tin Man/Cowardly Lion song at random time and refuses to stop. Ends declarative sentences with in interrogative inflection? Is a mush mouth. Think Boomhauer of “King of the Hill”. Is an incessant fidgeter and is always touching his or her face or head. Dots his or her i’s with a smiley face or heart (respectively or inversely for humor’s sake). Is unable to digest proteins correctly and gets very ill if too much protein rich food is consumed. Compulsively interrupts people telling stories to interject facts about the story that he or she only knows because they have been told the story before, not because they we