Witty creative intellects with muscles

After I find her, my best friend's speech at my future wedding would go something like this... (in the voice of Morgan Freeman) "...a funny, fearless, giving & loyal European gentleman who looks a decade younger than his age. A happy mellow fellow who has great hair & is rarely at a loss for words but always listens first. Once achieving his British law degree, he devoted a big portion of his life to helping persecuted refugees escape to freedom in Europe & now he invents things some of us enjoy, inspire to & take for granted. He learned patience, wisdom & reflection through his relationship with God & his love for spirituality & meditation, after undergoing intensive army conscription and 8 years of martial arts training. A joyful California resident for several years, he looks back at his eventful past (that not many people could actually fathom) and the history books have documented most of it in several languages"