Oh dear what can I say?

Young man looking for female dive buddy for shared recreation and friendship must have a boat please send a photo of the boat. Must have 89% own teeth and know how to have a good time, doesn't mean have to be a piss-head or smoke crack. Must not be seeking meaningless ways of pleasure and fun, and must not indulge in promiscuity. Last but not least must be able to take little jokes and know the language of sarcasm and remember it takes two to tango..its a saying isn't it? if you still there, lets break the ice...shall we? Ideally looking for a white British convert or Pathan Pushto speaking girl...so if you know anyone pass my number please:)